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  • LifeHack: take something simple and make it impossibly complicated in zero easy steps.

    LifeHack: take something simple and make it impossibly complicated in zero easy steps.

    I slouched on the bus one morning about a week ago after a night of no sleep, and thought to myself: “this day is going to be kak”. I knew it the moment I stepped out of the house, and whether it was a case of self-fulfilling prophecy or not, I gave myself a sad…

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  • Product review: Ballantine’s Whisky

    Product review: Ballantine’s Whisky

    Ek lieg, I didn’t get this to review. But it is my product-of-the-month, which is a new thing I’m trying where I do what bloggers do and review things in the hopes that somebody will send me lots of freebies of similar things. I will even take Harrier, so liquor producers, no brand is beneath…

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  • Google Image Search Makes a Mockery of My Dreams

    Google Image Search Makes a Mockery of My Dreams

    I’m, like, proper grown up now. For my last birthday I received from my partner a toolbox and a barbell. Life has become about the practical. My dad also saw fit to give me a book on raising calm children, so I spent the weekend trying to train my baby like that dog in Vendetta…

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  • Advertising Helpdesk Issue #1

    Advertising Helpdesk Issue #1

    In which I buy a magazine and laugh at its content. In this instance, its cute little adverts. —————————– I’m laughing at the ads in one of the only magazines I’ve actually bought. It’s that one you get at the front of the Pick n Pay till (Fresh Living). Things I have noticed: this isn’t a…

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