i don’t speak my language

a collection of observations, mistakes, and tips for the permanently bewildered or geographically uncertain

these are some of the projects i do for fun

they are unavoidable. how to/how-not-to?

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Get lost.

             With me, 

I mean.

 Sorry. 

I could have

Said that better.

Anyway.

Let's go. 

hurry, it's starting to smell weird in here.